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Shalom, friend. Sit. Eat something.

You look thin. Are you eating?

So you want to know how Jewish you are? Oy, such a question. Rabbi Schmuel is here to judge — lovingly, of course — with a little help from his mother, his father, his bubbe, and his zayde, all of whom have opinions.

Answer honestly. They know. They always know.

Section 1 — The Holidays

Which holidays did you actually observe this year?

Click all that apply. No cheating — the rabbi can see.

Answer all the questions. No skipping, kiddo.

Jew Rating™

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The jury is still out.

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Final Score

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